AC-36,000
Dear Average Canadian/Selfish Prick,
Your shitty trip to some compound in Punta Cana where you can rape the local culture and maybe a member of the housekeeping staff is going to be mildly inconvenienced for a few hours before Air Canada flight attendants, who enjoy starting salaries below the poverty line, will have their right to strike taken away from them.
If your M.O. is to go online to web boards and rant hysterically that every worker should get fucked in the ass at a rate =/+ the anal pounding to which you yourself are currently subjected, then I have news for you: you’re a sad, little man. And I say ‘man’, because I just don’t hear women spewing this ideological neo-con, free-market nonsense in the same numbers. Men seem more inclined to chug Ronald Reagan’s cock; don’t ask me why.
You’re like that dude who obsessively trolls Facebook in the hopes that all his high school friends are flunking out of their grad school programs, going bald, and developing gunts and cankles that are big enough to warrant their own photo tags. Because you can only be happy if those around you are failing even worse than you are. If I can’t have a good wage & pension, then why should they?!
Listen, Cletus, you’re facing a minor delay in your plans to contract STDs on a beach in the 2nd World and you’re accusing flight attendants of being greedy, selfish whiners who are out of touch with reality? Seriously. So please: return our species to its Full, Upright Position, or else drag your knuckles back to your cave—which, let’s face it, is probably located somewhere in Alberta—and shut the fuck up. Because we have a society to run.
Sincerely,
Rick Largesse
P.S. I’ll have the Bits & Bites.
Rick Largesse writes for no one and has no impressive resume. He lives in Ottawa with his dog Richard.
