Having a gf who loves you for who you are on the inside fucking sucks. Cuz that's just a license to get fat. It'd be nice to be objectified. 2 days ago
You catch more bears with honey than with metaphors. 6 days ago
New damning #TrayvonMartin autopsy: kid was chock-a-block full of melanin. How irresponsible of him to leave the house in this condition! 1 week ago
Obama endorses gay marriage. I guess he finally "evolved" his head out of his ass. 3 weeks ago
Clitoris Awareness Day came and went on April 19, with hardly a notice. As did many men, presumably. 1 month ago